Sandviches

Hoovy

Moist and delicious.
Cucumber and mayonnaise.
Sandvich is love.
Sandvich is life.
Heavy was in Subway. Heavy finds sandvich. Heavy purchase sandvich. Heavy take sandvich home. Heavy tell sandvich to wait. Heavy goes to Soviet toilet to take Soviet poop.
Heavy find sandvich split open with knife and note hidden inside. I read note through wet eyes. Note says "Your precious sandwich won't save you now! - Spy".
Heavy finds knife in back. Heavy smells little scent of Chanel No. 5. Heavy is dead. Not big surprise.
Sandvich is love.
Sandvich is life.