God's Off Day

Hebrew Hermit

God awoke feeling like time was a-wasting and so decided to have another go at building an Earth. 'I really should put some research hours in first,' He thought, 'but another part of me just wants to get going.'
God got out of His almighty bed and yawned.
His room was a mess, full of half-finished things that had seemed a good idea when He started them, but which had encountered problems in that always-difficult later phase where He introduced them into reality.
God pulled His pajamas out of His crack and then rubbed His chin. What to do first? He wondered.
God thinks a little more over breakfast
God checks the doormat for mail