Welcome to my Hell

By I. Blis

I don't know if I've told you this, but Hell is truly a bore. I much preferred Heaven. Heaven had biscuits. Hell has...well, it doesn't matter what it has, it just doesn't have biscuits.
Not. Okay.
These buffoons need an entire council session to just decide on how we can entertain ourselves for the day. Do you realize how long a council session is?!
Of course you don't. You're Adam's spawn. You don't even understand how...but I digress.
Rant for the next hour
Fix the problem