A Silent Knight

Lewis Wray

It's Christmas Eve. You are Gotham City's most notorious Billionaire, Bruce Wayne. You are sat at home (Wayne Manor) in a dimly lit room wearily watching Alfred (your trusty butler) decorate the Bat-Tree. You can't bring yourself to finish the last of your drink so you just sit, slowly tilting your hand as the ice tunefully knocks against the side of the glass. Fortunately, Alfred chimes in with a solution.
"Are you planning on finishing that drink or shall it be another scotch I pour down the bloody drain?"
Pass the glass to Alfred
Down the drink in one