The gloating ancient artifact on budget airline

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I could not find any decent seat, and it was the seat that I despised the most <i>from a budget airline</i> which is the aisle (shameless plug: the aisle of Emirates Airline is awesome by the way) . When there are passengers who have leaky urinal faucets seating in the middle or the window (my favorite seat) every 15-30 minutes your sleep will be disrupted like they have to go to the loo or take something out of the overhead compartment, sit again, stand and put the things back in their bags. And this is the least annoying! I remember this senior gentleman always complaining of the food why it seems not organized, like solid foods should be kept in a cozy container and the space is too small for him. Reminding him that it's a freaking budget airline. The cabin crew lady was awesome to take all the rants of this senior gentleman. So I thought when the cabin lights were dimmed a bit, I could sleep then this old fart started chatting me about why this budget airline has to be the worst in service. He began telling me his melancholic eulogy that when he and his wife were on Singapore it suddenly rained that they got wet before they can make it to the shuttle taking them to terminal on the way to immigration. Then he started telling idiotic geographical locations like the flight was from Manila down to Kuala Lumpur and he said with a professor like condescending tone and gesture 'Hmmm it appears we're on Thailand' Like I was about to hit this old man with my core-duo, concrete-like laptop to send him to immortality (dead on arrival) just to shut him off which is a complete nonsense and he keeps waking me up!
What kind of a budget airline will travel 3 hours more to turn the plane to Vietnam, skip Vietnam and hover in Thailand's airspace then go to Vietnam again prior to reaching Kuala Lumpur, where it should be as easy as a straight 3-hour flight duration? I think the group of autism can attest to this accuracy. This old jedi genius was really pushing my buttons. Then he lectured me about things in budget airline are always paid like blankets, bottled waters...like I would like to buy an industrial duct tape to tie him up. His wife was just snoozing in the window (my favorite seat) peacefully, either she is deaf or has agreed to marry this dude for worse and worst until they've maggots.
Then he started a debate with me that he has all the rights as a customer to complain and I am so tired to answer back like all I am seeing is a blurry phug with a disease talking. I was really ready to transfer but it's a full budget airline seat. There's no savage reason to deal with this old varicose vein. Finally the pilot announced flight descent and I was like wuhooooo thank God just a little bit more.
This old ethiopian nipple prune just kept gloating and yapping and complaining and ranting. The cabin crew lady told him to write his comments on the suggestion card and he vehemently refused telling the lady that why should he waste time writing because he just voiced out his complaint (yes like my powernap's been wasted you old turd!) Finally the airplane landed and when it was about to make a complete engine stop, this old artifact stood up like there's a winning contest of 1 million dollars on which one gets to the door first.
It's so ferociously humiliating having to deal with these type of people who keeps on rushing and he even said 'it's ok we are checked in' like WTF you still have to wait in line in the immigration and in the carousel just to get your luggage right? When the cabin doors where engaged I said '<i>If you want a better service choose a better airline next time not this budget airline</i>' I swear I can sense some crowd smirking and looking awkwardly at the old sequoia bark and having said that I took my luggage from the overhead bin and slowly walked (yes I am taunting) out the aircraft. I swear this old gentleman was about to hit me but I know we're in another country now hehehe. And so after immigration check was complete. I rushed to the nearest bench in LCCT and dozed off quickly as I was about to wait for my next flight to Myanmar...here I go Theravada temples....zzzzzzzz :)