Thor, Studio Wanderer

Most earthlings assume that Thor is just an actor and that all his powers and fight scenes are the work of special effects, but they couldn't be more wrong. Thor is very real, and "Chris Hemsworth" is merely an alias, which he goes by to avoid suspicion. He didn't have to spend all day saving petty mortals and battling frost giants across the nine realms as he had been doing for thousands of years. Plus, he got to make out with Natalie Portman, which Thor (and Natalie) enjoyed thoroughly.

Thor has grown tired of starring in endless sequels and team-up films, and has been dreaming of making a change- a big change. As he was on his way to work, Thor assumed his day would be would be just like any other. But, little did Thor know, everything in his life was about to change.

Thor had a vision the night before, and in this dream, Thor saw many unexplicable things. He dreamed of doing battle with men dressed like bats, journeying across the galaxy with a green monster-man, and working out with his adopted brother Loki. Thor wasn't sure what to make of these images and ideas, and assumed that they were merely a result of the snack he'd eaten before he went to bed. However, though there were many reasons to assume that the dreams meant nothing, many of the dreams were destined to become reality, and would soon come to pass...