Giacomo F

Once upon a time there was a 23 year old person, who's name was whatever your name is. You are babysitting a 9, 4 and 1.2 year old in a mansion while their parents were out on a nice dinner. As you were walking to check on the baby, you were startled by a clown statue that you hadn't noticed before. You reach for your phone as you think it moved its finger.
Do you want to call the parents?
Or go straight to calling 911?
Or suicide.