The Body Site

Unlike others, I never took vices. As a mathematician, gambling never took me for an interest. "Too rigged" I would say. As for alcohol, I took small sips then I would stop. Never had the stomach for them. If you count video games as a vice, then there's one.

I am currently sorting through my e-mails today. Separating important mails from the usual spam. Who in their right mind would send me penis enlarging pumps. From first hand experience, I know those things don't work.

During that time, one mail piqued my scrolling eyes. The sender was from Jeremy Oliver. Never heard of the guy in years. Last I remember, we met up at a coffee shop downtown. He was the same depressed lanky man I befriended in high school. From what I remember, I was his only friend amidst a sea of bullies.

I casually opened up the mail and another window pops up. Inside was a link to a site with a gibberish domain name. Underneath the link was a single sentence message.

<i>"Click on it and it'll change your life."</i>