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Lexie Oberwetter

Welcome to the future of late 2014. Or the distant past of late 2014. Kickstarter is booming. Zach Braff raised 3.1 million dollars to make another shitty indie film, a man raised fifty thousand dollars to make potato salad and for some reason people keep giving Tim Schaffer money. You, recent college graduate, want in on that sweet, sweet crowdfunded money.
Actually I plan to make my way in world through hard work and determination.