The Getaway

Rockstar Skittles

It was a hot and sunny day and cocopuff was getting some groceries for this barbecue she and her friends were planning to host today. She got lemons, barbecue, chicken, and a bunch of other stuff when she saw vigan and rockstar in the dairy aisle."hey, guys", she said as she was approaching them. They talked for a bit when cocopuff went to the clerk to check out her groceries.
"Okay, that'll be $2,876.95" said the clerk. "Geez, don't you think you bought a bit too much? I don't think that was the price for the shoes I bought from Michael Jordan last week. "Relax", said cocopuff, "I always keep a credit card just in case of this site situa-- uh-oh." She said in fear. "What is it" ? Said vigan. "I left my card at Antonio's last night. I LEFT MY CARD AT ANTONIO'S LAST NIGHT!" She screamed where all the people could hear her. She then turned to the clerk and said, " ma'am please! I left my card at my idiot boyfriend's house and if you could just keep the store open for just a little while longer... " The clerk interrupted her. "Alright, listen. I'll talk with the manager about it but if you're not here by 5:30, we're closing! "