Rick Simulator

Aki

This is the story of the legendary hero, who vanquishes demons using his legendary sword and set out to kill the Demon Lord. This is also the story of his friends and companions who accompony him along the way, including his pet dog, his beautiful girlfriend Jonathan, and his dad.
Just kidding. It's not their story at all. They all died in the first act. All of them. Even Jonathan.
That's because you killed them, you heartless monster.
But that's okay. Gingers don't have hearts anyway.
Your name is Rick, and you're ginger. Therefore, you're totally evil and you're 100% OK with killing people, since you have no soul. Also, you're part/all leprechaun, and you really like legs. Like, a lot. Every time you kill someone you cut off their legs and mount them on their wall. In fact, you do that with most people you meet, even if you don't actually kill them.
Gingers sure are strange.
Oh, don’t forget! Since you’re ginger, you can use your ginger spores to turn other people into gingers. They lose their soul and everything! Isn’t that great? That sounds like a fun thing to do. In fact, why not do it right now? You could probably take over the world like that if you wanted to!
Does that sound like a good idea?
Yes
No