Just another book

I want to tell you a story. Hey, its about me. Im just imagining some really smart person reading this and thinking, oh god what the fuck is this person doing, and the answer to that is I don't fucking know. You see, Ive always wanted to write a book but have never completely, devoted much time to it. I just start shit and never finish it. Ive actually never used this program before and I didn't want to go thru a tutorial for it so this "book" is gonna be a real piece of shit.