Willie the Great

Rosie R

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a gallant night by the name of Willie. Willie was the greatest knight on the face of the Earth. And he was also very kind. He gave girls whole bags of chocolate just to be nice. He even had a special catchphrase,
"I don't like catchphrases."
"I will save you!"
"Hurrah!"
"Fairy rainbow unicorns for the win!"